Are versatile and very good for you. But how much of each are they really?
    
 Mushrooms taste like dirt. Now don’t get defensive about the  mushroom, they grow in dirty dark places and are a fungus. How could  anyone not think that they don’t taste like dirt? 
Maybe I should  use the politically correct wording of “they taste Earthy”. That should  calm some of your more enthusiastic mushroom devourers. Of course I  realize that some of you are staring at the screen, mouths agape,  wondering how I could be writing for a food magazine and yet degrading  the mushroom. But then there are some of you in complete agreement with  me. Mushrooms are a little too “earthy” tasting for some.
Before  you start sending me mean emails, let us discuss the mushroom. It is  usually grouped in with vegetables, yet often left out when one starts  preaching nutrition and telling folks to eat bright shinny vegetables.  These basement dwelling, rotted wood loving edibles provide many of the  same nutrition as those brightly colored vegetables, as well as those  found in meats, beans and grains. For those of you on special diets,  mushrooms are low in calories, low in sodium, fat fee, and cholesterol  free.
And if we break it down and look a little closer, you can  find a mineral called Selenium. Mushrooms are among the richest sources  for this mineral that works like an antioxidant to protect your body’s  cells from damage that leads to heart disease, some cancers and a few  diseases of aging. Vegetarians take note, as your options for such  mineral is limited naturally, in your diet. Another antioxidant found in  Mushrooms, that might also help you body’s cells is Ergothioneine.
Copper,  which helps make red blood cells, and potassium, something that helps  blood pressure, are also found in the mushroom. Another note for  vegetarians, mushrooms also are a great source for B2, B3 and B5.
This  is all well in good. So far I have given you a few unpronounceable  words and told you that they are good for you. That still doesn’t help  with the taste. Not only am I trying to convince myself that the  mushroom isn’t so “earthy” that it is far from being edible, but a few  of you as well. 
There is this strange phenomenon that has been  occurring for awhile now. People cut these things up and place them on  pizzas. More times than not, this is the first introduction people have  to the mushroom, we will not talk about that vile stuff called canned cream of mushroom soup.  The biggest problem with this method of cooking mushrooms is that the  cook uses the wrong mushroom, usually relying on what the general public  has deemed popular. The cook also tends to slice them too thinly, and  then proceeds to cook them way too long. Mushrooms should be added only  near the end of your cooking time, never at the beginning. What you end  up with on these pizzas are tough, flavorless, oddly shaped brown bits.  This will never convince me to eat them again.
Back in 1932, a man  by the name of Lewis Lambert discovered the cultivated white mushroom.  These are picked in four different stages. Stage one is the Button  Mushroom. These are used as toppings, such as Curried Mushrooms. If the  Buttons are not picked they will double in size every 24 hours  developing into a closed cup mushroom, by far the most popular of the  mushroom grades. Closed cup mushrooms are used in everything from raw  salads to stuffings.
If the closed cups are not picked, the next  stage is the open cup. They are not much different than the closed cups,  except that you can see the gills on the under side. These are good for  something like garlic mushrooms on toast. But if these open cups are  not picked quickly enough, you have large flat mushrooms on your hands.  This is the final stage for the white cultivated mushroom. They are  large, and obviously open and flat, with completely broken veils and  darker brown gills. These are used best in more simple recipes, like a  pasta with broccoli.
I like pastas and stuffings, so maybe  mushrooms aren’t so bad. Yet we have only covered the white mushrooms.  What about all those exotic's out there that people claim are “nutty” in  flavor?
Let us look at the brown mushrooms, otherwise known as  the Brown cap, Chestnut, Champignon Marron and Portabello. These are  sold in two sizes, big and small. The big ones are the large, flat, gill  exposed ones, while the smalls are the opposite. Not too difficult to  figure that one out. Portabello’s are by far the most popular of exotic  mushrooms in the United States. They are used to replace meat in  hamburgers, and other sandwiches, as will as being used as a filling for  ravioli.
 Oyster mushrooms come in a rainbow of dark corner  colors, like brown, grey, pink and yellow. Be warned that they are very  delicate to work with and need very little cooking, tossing these into  an omelet is the best way of eating them. With the Shitake Mushroom you  get the reverse coloring of the white mushroom. Shitake’s are brown with  a white under side (gills). The stalks can be tough, so remove them  before cooking. Traditionally they are used in Japanese dishes, or  cooked in rich sherry sauces.
Blewit mushrooms have white caps and  blue tinted stalks. These are not the best ones to eat raw as some  people can be sensitive to them (make you a little upset to the belly).  They should be sliced and cook thoroughly with something like bacon.
Hon-Shimeji  mushrooms are the ones you see sold in clusters. These should be gently  pulled apart, keeping the stalks intact. Their texture is crisp and  best when sautéed in a little butter and served with those brightly  colored vegetables we talked about earlier. They will also remain firm  with longer cooking, unlike some of the others, such as the Enoki  mushroom. This one is a crisp white, with long stems and tiny caps.  These should be tossed into your cooking at the very last moment, just  long enough to heat them up. Enoki are traditionally used in stir-fries.
Mushrooms  are one crop that does not need any pesticides or fungicides to do  well. If you are looking for something organic to add to your diet,  mushrooms are the way to go. Chemicals tend to depress yields, and pest  such as flies are easy to deal with. Use of mites and fly sticky traps  are common among producers.
When buying your mushrooms, remember  that they are on the shelves within hours of picking. They are hand  picked, and bruise easily. You want to look for firm caps, nothing  slimy. And the larger the mushroom, the more developed the flavor. Once  you get these home, do not store them in plastic or cling wrap. You need  to use paper bags, removing them from the store packaging. They keep  for up to five days, max. Before eating, rinse in cold water, no need to  soak. They only reason to wash is because other customers may have  pawed at your mushrooms before you bought them.
I will admit that  the mushroom is versatile, as it can be used as a main dish, side dish  and an ingredient. I will also admit that mushrooms do hold a soft spot  in my heart. I love the mushroom. I talked myself into eating them years  ago. My first experience being the awful pizza, and later the tangy  combination of a salad with thickly chopped raw mushrooms, shredded  sharp cheddar and ranch dressing. Over the years I played with different  spices and herbs, replacing main ingredients with the “earthy” tasting  fungus. And after a time, I learned that the mushroom enhanced many  meals, with the correct additions. It does take time for some people to  enjoy the taste of a mushroom, and I hope that those of you that are  still leery take a chance and try your hand, and taste buds, at one of  the recipes I have here. You might be surprised in the new flavor that  can be found with the mushroom.